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Seriously everyone... my New Year's Resolutions already includes a ban on shows like X Factor and I'm a Celebrity... and not getting any new scars.

Although, if I'm a Celebrity wants to include a twist and invite an 'AntiCelebrity' to Oz, it'd be rude to say no.

On X Factor... this 'not apologising for who I am' blogger is apologising for how X Factor on a Saturday has become the main event of the week, teamed with lots of dirty, fat food. I'll give up next year.

Jedward - John and Edward are my little heroes, they're in their own little world, doing what they do piled high with self belief, something that I find inspirational.

When they perform they cause a reaction, when interviewed -they're more confident and interesting than the likes of media-trained Mariah and Britney... even though they all speak in empty statements. Everything's 'just so cool'. Love it.

Ugh... Susan Boyle and Mariah Carey performing on the results show tonight... might be time for a nap and just wake up just in time to hear Mariah sit on the fence and say how all the contestants are great.

In the sing off tonight... it's gonna be Lloyd and Jedward or Danyl. In the Final it'll come down to Stacey, Ollie and Joe. I can't call it on who will win, although I'd like to see it be Ollie.

As for I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here (a.k.a. Jordan of The Jungle) -I've not seen that much, although the casting is genius... except Jordan. The public loves to hate her, and her publicist is probably loving it.

All I see is an attention seeker with issues, with no shame or dignity... the product or victum of fame, who knows no better. I'd love to have coffee with her.

Chef Gino D’Acampo is a young version of Strictly Come Dancing Judge Bruno Tonioli - you've gotta love the Italions.

I hope Kim Woodburn from How Clean Is Your House? does well, she's fabulous. Her highlight was when she said "I'm as fit as a butcher's dog" with reference to being excluded on a Bush Tucker Trial on medical grounds.

Jordan will ironically win as her public backlash turns around.

A word on Strictly Come Dancing... love the dresses and BRING BACK ARLENE PHILLIPS!!

Don't you miss hearing her talking about 'undulating hips' and literally switch off when Alesha opens her mouth? Shame on you Strictly.

Loved it the week when Bruce was ill and Claudia Winkleman and Tess Daly presented it... that's a permanent change they should make. Sorry Bruce.

And why does Strictly Come Dancing manage to have more modern, well known music than X Factor most weeks?

I'm done here. X Factor Results... T-17

Update on Sunday, November 22, 2009 at 08:05PM by Vicky Allison

Ooooh and I love the X Factor group performances... so cheezee and American Idol-esqe. I want more!